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in La Vernia, Wilson County, Texas
since 1876




 

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Good News Clowns


Purpose of Good News Clowns:  To Glorify God by spreading the Good News.

Clowns are angels with red noses    
                                                              The LVUMC Good News clowns

what we do                 where we go            clowns in church 
      the Christian clown              
two types of members
   who benefits from clowns?              contact a clown

Goal:  To be used as vessels in reflecting God's Light, Love, Peace and Grace to all we come into contact with by spreading happiness, laughter and cheer.

"I am willing to act like a fool in order to show my joy in the Lord."
 2 Samuel 6:21

"We are fools for Christ's sake."  1 Corinthians 4:10

"But God hath chosen the foolish things in the world to confound the wise."
 1 Corinthians 1:27



 

A Clown's Prayer

Dear Lord,
As I stumble through this life,
help me to create more laughter than tears,
disperse more happiness than gloom,
spread more cheer than despair.
  Never let me become so indifferent that
I will fail to see the wonder
in the eyes of a child,
or the twinkle in the eyes of the aged. 
Never let me forget than I am a clown...
that my total effort is to cheer people,
make them happy, and allow them to laugh;
to forget at least momentarily,
the unpleasantness in their lives. 
Never let me forget to call upon YOU
in my hour of need
or acknowledge YOU in my hours of plenty. 
And in my final moment,
may I hear YOU whisper,
'When you made MY people smile,
you made ME smile."
Amen.

 

what we do
We are a ministry which targets on touching souls with a Christian message through the use of laughter and love.  We simply use one of God's greatest gifts, humor, to spread God's Word of Glory.  This ministry can be a personal Christian journey into servanthood and childlikeness.
where we go
Nursing homes, schools, Sunday School classes, parades, church celebrations, community support ministries, private birthday parties
clowns in church
Any theatrical or musical device that presents the path to salvation to the greatest number of people is well within Christ's command to spread His Gospel.  Nothing bonds people together better than a shared laugh or a well-hidden tear.  The true Christian clown can elicit both.
the Christian clown
We see the clown like a child, born of innocence and free of guilt.  The clown wanders without anger or distress through the daily world.  What better way to project the wonder and miracles of God's infinite love than through the eyes of an eternal child.  The heart of a true clown is limitless love given without expectation of any reward more precious than a smile.  The true Christian clown touches the very soul with a natural ease; he or she speaks the language of love - the unspoken poetry of the heart.
    The clown teaches through storylines; just as Jesus Christ taught His followers through parables.  To spread Christ's message of love and compassion for others requires little more than a willing heart and an open mind.
two types of members
We have two types of members:  1.  Clown members - those who dress up as Christian clowns to do all the activities in which our ministry participates.
2.   Support members - those who financially support the ministry with either cash gifts, or material items which we distribute through our ministry.

who benefits from clowns?
Who doesn't?  Everyone who hears or sees our Christian clown message benefits from having heard the Gospel.  The congregation benefits through programs which encourage families to visit a church with a rich, progressive, family-oriented structure.  The community benefits from safe, family-oriented entertainment with a loving Christian theme.  Hospitals, nursing homes and veteran centers benefit from the hands-on caring and spiritual nurturing which the clown ministry can provide.  Charities benefit from the availability of Christian generosity and the drawing power from a clown ministry.  A Christian clown ministry can touch as many souls as God needs them to. 
contact a clown
Linda Fischer aka, "Sparkles"
830.253.7060
 
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